When I awoke this morning I decided to venture to my brother's room. He was playing a video game, and I was like, "Let me play". He ignores me as usual and I asked him approximately 7.5 more times. Then I said, "Let me play oblivion." He replied, "No play portal two". So I decided to play portal 2 for the first time. Now I must inform you that when I begin a video game I usually screw around as much as possible. So for the first 20 minutes or so I stood in the room while Mr.Robot sphere that hung from the ceiling begged me to let him in. I stood on the bed in the room looking at the indention that my video game body had left. I also stood there wondering why the heck people haven't created video games where you can converse with the game. I finally let Mr. robot in (I could refer to him by his actual name but I don't actually know it so I will just call him mr.robot man). Then I got bored after a little while, and left to get pancakes. I return and my brother is playing Uncharted multiplayer (i don't know if it was 1 or 2 as also is stated in the picture). He needs to go do something so he tells me he doesn't care if I lose so I can play while he is gone. I play and am like gugugugugugu (that is my gun sound) and killed some dudes. Then i played again after he came back and was like gugugugugugugu die die die!!!! and there was this one dude who was sniping my peepzles off and I was like heck no! So I super creepstered up on him and shot the heck out of that guy!!!! That is what happens when you try and defeat me and team. I also had a pretty awesome method of just running up to the people and shooting my gun. At first my brother was like "that will never work this is a game where you need to use the camera". Then he observed my technique of awesome, and saw that it was better than anything he could do. (Oh and I leveled him up to level 4 and got him some new cool stuff and this is why thou shalt not doubteth the Faitheth)
P.S. The guy I played with had a radioactiveish red shirt for no reason at all. I made me very paranoid. He also had gray hair and jumped like a lamer.
Did this post need a picture? Not really, but I felt like depicting my games in picture form so this is what you got and you are gonna like it in all it's glorious awesomenessnessness!
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